1. I want to help you pay off your high interest mortgage.
2. Don't worry about taking me home, I have a bus pass.
3. I might let you put it there for our first anniversary if I end up getting drunk enough.
4. I have a hot, slutty, discreet cousin who will be spending the night once in a...
I've been needing to ask her about something health related. What areas can get toned up by having a good friend try to submerge my head in the bathtub for 30 minutes? I would be fighting to keep my head above water. Also, will eating a full bar of soap keep a Snicker's from being fully digested...
Tiramisu, you should never apologize for being a gay prostitute.
I would never bring lots of money to England because everyone who lives there is a criminal.
An outfit is not really complete until there's some sort of bodily fluid splashed on it. Do you want to get in a bathtub full of phlegm (assorted colors) with me?
An outfit is not really complete until there's some sort of bodily fluid splashed on it. Do you want to get in a bathtub full of phlegm (assorted colors) with me?
Maybe there were ants in his snow cone, although that's nothing to cry about if you're an ant yourself. Is this kid an ant-kid? I need to know before I can answer the question properly.
you called the police? say they're screaming about how their life sucks and they have poor insulation on their house. some of their windows don't even close all the way and you're trying to sleep. things might be getting broken, too. fires might be set.