A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and...
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the...
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."
"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a...
Haha he looks a lot like steven strait...yeah very good looking, but i don't think his hair looks great with blonde..i've told him that before since we are really close..(im a very honest person) but he wouldn't listen..wouldn't wanna see him blonde later or tomorrow..ughh
Sorry but what i meant...
So a blonde is walking around a neighborhood when she sees a house with a bunch of old junk in the front. She sees an old printer, a hammer, a box filled with toys and trinkets, a box with books, and a red bicycle. Behind the junk is a sign that says "FREE".
The blonde then says, "what a...
ok, i am not a blonde but have always been called an uncover blonde, and i know i tend to have plenty of blonde moments, and i am ok with that!! but i usually don't call attetntion to them, but even this one, i have to tell. enjoy the laugh!!
i wear contacts and have been since i was 13. (i...
...asking people to honk horns? I think it's for like some car thing maybe? It looks like really low budget. And when one perseon honks she kinda waves haphazardly at them?
a youtube link woudl be great.
Who is the busty platinum blonde woman in the recent Nip/Tuck web ads? She's shown sitting up, in a blue dress, between the two male actors, who are lying on operating tables.
Anyone know?
A Blonde, Brunette and Red haed are running from a cop. They find 3 sacks and jump inside it. The cop comes and kicks the first sack and the Red head shouts ''Woof Woof'', the cop then kicks the second sack and the Brunette shouts ''Meow Meow'', the cop then kicks the third sack and the Blonde...
Post a pic! I'm really loving a few different shades right now...I was liking the platinum/white look but no so much anymore..I'm kind of liking the natural sandy blonde base with different shades of blonde highlights and lowlights...I duno...Theres so many!!!
Thought these were kind of funny, so I wanted to share them with ya!
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle...
Qualifications to be President
The following is believed to be a funny and true story shared by K.C. Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School.
In one of KC's classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be president of the United States.
It was pretty simple. The...
Question is about best blonde guy celeb --- not best dark haired or red haired celeb
Heath Ledger
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/intel/08/02/06_heath_lg.jpg
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jake-heath-ledger.jpg
Brad Pitt...
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme
Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!
Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ***?
A. Brain tumor...