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in a fight between chuck norris and doomsday who would win doomsday return stronger each time some one beat him but chuck norris have never lose and he is the most powerful being in the universe

in a fight between chuck norris and doomsday who would win doomsday return stronger each time some one beat him but chuck norris have never lose and he is the most powerful being in the universe

Whenever I run into my husband's porn history I find it hilarious, so much so that I can't even look!! The titles are so funny too. I don't know how people can be insecure about their spouse looking at it

...the library? she is not reading crap she is on her mini computer !!

...atheist response? Lets go to the religion and spirituality section ask questions that we only want other atheists to answer. Isn't that just hilarious? To the atheists that responded, you do realize you are not making any sense right. It is Religion and Spirituality it is normal for theists...

Like when one says "I'm waiting for marriage", or "I don't want sex anyway", or from a recent question, "vags are gross to look at". When we all know the only reason a man is a virgin is because no one wants him. It isn't his choice.

my boyfriend thinks is funny when he does poo and doesn't flush it. so sometimes I go to the toilet and when I lift the lid, there is a lot of poo in the loo. he insist that is a joke, but I don't think is funny. The intention behind is to get me to scream when I see the poo. I think he won't...

I want to win a contest and I am NOT creative, so please help AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE ANYTHING NASTY!

A man walks into a bar, ouch. Gimme more terrible jokes! I love them. Thank you!

It's Star Wars day. May the 4th be with you, always, and all that. Nick McKaig, the man who awesomely sung The Simpsons' theme a capella and was later featured on a series episode, made this stunning rendition of John Williams' main theme. More »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmQc_lSDPJU

For example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMO8Pyi3UpY It's only right to mention that 'The Benny Hill Theme' song is actually called 'Yakety Sax' by the saxophonist Boots Randolph. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmQc_lSDPJU

Seventeen year old Levardis Thomas thought he could make a clean getaway. He decided to rob a local department store. He walked in and pulled a gun on the cashier. "Hand me the money". The nervous cashier handed him the money. He took 1,000 dollars and put it in a bag. He quickly ran out of the...

OK. I'm an English teacher. Currently my class and I are learning how to use "Simple Present" and one of the uses of this tense is when u want to talk about your feelings, routines etc. Today they shall ask me these questions and I want to make my answeers funny and amusing. Do you exercise? Do...

John Edwards decided to do a paternity test to prove that the child of his mistress is not his . The paternity test came up to the surprise of everyone that 99% probability that John Edwards is not the father. but the report included a second item that stated "99% probability that John...

Q2: If CRonaldo was deemed a flop for not scoring against the best team in the world, in history according to Barca fans, what's Messi and Chelsea/Inter? CRonaldo is now tied 20th top goal scorer in Clasico history. How many goals does Messi have against Chelsea and Italian teams? Excluding...

This is going to be shown during a school assembly to a group of high school kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=OmJ2snsLxWw In my opinion the greatest comedian that ever lived

Theres like 5 men that were in this gym and they have these objectives to do when some man keeps entering and waking them up from sleepin with a loud alarm. Then like all these ninjas came out and started beating them with sticks.