good or funny

I race speed snowmobiles on frozen lakes, the whole idea is to see how fast you can go in 1000 ft. I officially have my own race team now and would like to have a funny name but i cant seem to think of a good name. Please help :)

For obvious reasons, if a person doesnt have kids, its most likely because: A. they are not able to have children B. they dont want them for some reason of their own (a million reasons could fit B) So I think its funny when people occassionally have asked me this question throughout my adult...

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For a holiday in Florida

i got braces today, i want to have a good facebook status that everyone will like :) i cant think of anything!

I am building a test for a psychology project that is intended to measure the levels of anger as a result of children playing video games. We get extra points for having a funny or cool names like one guy has the BADASS to measure borderline personality disorder and one chick has PMS to measure...

I want it to sound catchy and amusing, but not trashy. Any ideas?

i was playing with this plastic cup around my mouth for a while and later on i had this massive bruise towards the bottom of my mouth. what is something stupid i can say to my mates at school 2morrow about my bruise?

Kind of vague...I know but for econ our final is to make a commercial of a product we've made up and basically sell it... some example were pretty lame like -shoes that make you run faster -a spray to make dog poop disappear -and like a ball returner all pretty lame but can you help think of a...

Ok! So I love cheesy pickup lines! Like: Do you work at Subway cause you just turned my 6 inch to a foot long! ;) or Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I see myself in them! ;) or That shirt is very becoming on you! But then again, if I were on you I'd be cumming too! HAHA! Cheesy I...