What is a good/funny thing to say if someone asks me why I dont have kids?

[Wikobey]

For obvious reasons, if a person doesnt have kids, its most likely because:

A. they are not able to have children
B. they dont want them for some reason of their own (a million reasons could fit B)

So I think its funny when people occassionally have asked me this question throughout my adult life. For the remainder of my adult life, what is something funny/clever I could say instead?

 

[gregory_dittman]

Say, "I imagine myself winning the lotto and getting at least $220,000 tax free."

That $220,000 is the average cost per child.

 

[Erik]

Say they died in a horrible plane accident.

 

[skip]

Just say you love other peoples children the ones that you can hand back!