My friend told me this and it was pretty funny...it is kinda bad though lol but anyways...
___________________________________________________
What is the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?
Santa stops at 3 ho's (hoes)
___________________________________________________
Haha...Have you...
i'm a fan but i couldn't resist laughing
here's an impression "go ahead and laugh at my man boobs, I've grown (in weight) use to them"
"I'm going to hit you with a side (of gravy) effect"
"I'm gonna hit my finisher the Twist of Weight"
lol,
...really good but I just want to be sure? I have heard really good things about resort One Travel but I just want to make sure. They are rated and reviewed really well, I just wanted some more opinions.
friend & I have a bet if its does, its.................
BIG LAUNDRY
I was right! But yah, in case your wondering its just a nickname for her. Its a long story, but its funny cause it makes her sound fat and shes super thin.
Lipi an aussie hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a nun in the front seat.
Lipi, the aussie hippie looks over and asks if she would have sex with him.
The nun is surprised by the question, but politely declines and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver says to Lipi, "If you...
its a classic rock i want the title of the song .The song played during break in play.
debut of the song start with electric quitar juts like metalica but itn not metalica and the lyrics ah ah ah ah. ah ah ah ah
its not led zeppelin and the ofpring.
if you can not help me i will try to record...
My mother is really depressed and she loves jokes. I just want some really funny jokes. They can be clean, dirty, racial, whatever. Im just trying to get her to laugh. I hope no one takes offense to anyones jokes as its just in humor. Thanks. The joke that makes my mom laugh the hardest or...
Just wondering if anyone has any info about this talent agency?Are they an agency that can get you alot of work?Are they a fitness model only agency?Do they have alot of top notch contacts?Are they a good agency for athletes,models,fitness pro's to expand and break into bigger opportunities and...
Why does that guy only say negative things about EVERYBODY? He really puts a lot of energy into hating the people who are pictured on the site. He says anything short of wishing them dead. I like the quality pictures but it's the most negative celebrity site I've seen. I mean he must be ten...
One that had me on the floor was "Yo mammas so fat she went bungey jumping and took down the bridge"
Love yo mamma jokes ^^
How do you cure childhood bed wetting?
Electric blanket LOL
I here different opinions about it and would like some recommendations about it and ANY OTHER similar apps that will do the same type of job. My son heard that ATK/FROYO makes a phone susceptible to hackers, and of course my son (24) knows everything about everything. lol