inappropriate

"As I was explaining the directions to my friend I sounded like a mental patient"

Im getting a rectal exam done, and I wanted to know if I would get reported or in trouble for groaning or gyrating (shaking my butt) during the exam. I just wanna have a little fun with it.

Suppose you are at a work party, you have the attention of everybody, the end of the joke could be offensive to some people in the room.... and you are midway into the joke and you realize you have a choice 1) Disappoint all your listeners and say "this joke is over, sorry" 2) Finish the joke...

In the past, I thought of something tragic or sniffed my dirty sock, but I got tired of thinking of Fox News and I grew fond of my foot odor. Any other ideas?

I've noticed some hidden sexual jokes in the Nickelodeon hit show "Icarly" 1). In the episode where the gang goes to catch bigfoot, Spencer states he has hear there was a female beaver and a male raccoon "socializing". Emphasis on "socializing" they were mating. 2). In the same episode Carly...

A comedian says while performing "I sounded like a mental patient".

this game, play it, its shoting little boys, than raping them :/ what do you think? http://www.tengaged.com/play/behind_you_hunter

I have a bit of social anxiety, i've always been shy and i've had anxiety attacks. I've never been able to handle stressful times well. Today my mother thinks out cat was ran over. She told me to go look at the body and see if it was him (our cat is peculiar looking) I think it's him, my mom...

cover for them? Like in class when someone's phone goes off, and everyone suddenly starts coughing. LOL Not obvious at all xD

Large amounts of frozen plasma are being used inappropriately, states a commentary in CMAJ (Canadian Medical Association Journal). There has been increased attention given to the clinical use of red blood cells and platelets but not enough has been paid to the use of frozen plasma. "Two recent...

Im trying to get into stand-up comedy, im trying to book a gig in the next few weeks but im worried that my jokes might cause offence. what catergories of jokes should i tell? Ive been researching other stand-up comedians and they joke about black people( white comedians), gay people, welsh...

By inappropriate for children I mainly mean scenes with any sexual references. Are there any of that in Hot Rod?

absolute babe? For 45 ....... Im telling you, she was well inside MILF territory. On a more sombre note, it was very sad how something so small and innocous can rob her of her life. http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a150004/natasha-richardson-dies-aged-45.html

I am 15 years old, And I am approaching an e cup. I am actually pretty small, About a size 3-5 pants. I am currently at a 34DD I have grown 3 cups sizes in the past YEAR I am contemplating breast reduction surgery. I have a few questions Will insurance pay? Will it leave a scar?

Just got two BMXs out of the garage who are in a bit of a sorry state. I jetwashed both and stripped off the oil and clog that had formed around the chains and cassettes. I then applied a combination of WD-40 and "castrol everyman oil" (a thicker lubricant). I realise that wd-40 strips off the...

i wrote an essay about shakespeare's twelfth night and the humanism within it. i referenced websites about humanism. i'm talking .edu and .org websites. was that "completely inappropriate" (in the words of my professor)?

and how much so? what age should you be to read them ,and how bad are they?

...to test drive her hummer? I mean you have to try it before you buy it right?