I told her she looked better than Kim K.. she thought i was just playing her... I mean Kim K looks good but frankly, if she were to walk to me and hit one me, i'd turn her down, i ust don't see what peeople see in her, she is definitely not the prettiest chick on earth for sure...
Anyway what...
In the shop today a man was standing at the newspaper stand with a newspaper right up to his face, i mean his nose was about 2 inches away from the front page. The funny thing was.. he had a pair of glasses on.
BQ ~ Do you wear glasses ?
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He has no credentials, no paper work, no eagle globe and anchor, he couldnt even tell me the rifle mens prayer. He couldnt even recite the usmc song. any insite on this guy who still keeps claiming he is a Marine. he is 38 and doesnt have anything to prove it.
I went to a gym with a few friends and while changing for the pool i came out of the shower naked going to put my briefs on and they saw my penis wich is 1.5 inches soft and laughed and made jokes its really small soft but 7.5 inches erect what shoukd i do
Did an atheist fundie scientist invent milk too? What possessed him to look at cows teats and as proclaim I think I'll pull on those and drink whatever comes out!
off becausr I trust him.? I haven't mentioned it again. He on the other hand brought it up in saying things like he feels I have been acting different and things of that nature. If I haven't voiced concerns,why is he questioning me?
OMG!
They didn't even care about my condition or my feelings!
I was so embarrassed! It's like they are happy this happened to me!
I cannot go back to school after this incident.
Should I just hide in my room forever?
I'm just wondering because I have a presentation tomorrow that I have pre-meditated jokes for. In my past 10 school presentations, I am a hit or miss. I made 5 of the classrooms laugh crazily and 5 of the others were just silent.
How do you handle telling jokes on stage expecting laughter...
carries out simple tasks? the piece needs to be highly descriptive and i basically wanna show how he has become the workplace clown being laughed at because of his leg problem and i imagine him doing simple tasks slowly falling over and spilling things or hold up people as he slowly takes the...
My ex slept with me 31 times, he was the first guy i fell in love with....broke up with me cuz of some guy talkin to me and he yelled at that guy, but i yelled at my ex for yelling at him...he thought i was defending him but i wasn't....how do i get over him? every day is so cold without...
really sorry this is not a joke but i did it because i never get answers and i am really sad
HOW TO GET OVER A CRUSH REALLY QUICK!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP?
ok so i like a guy who is in my class,bus and almost everywhere i go and i cant help looking at him
and he has crossed the limits i mean hurts...
I'm pretty upset right now - Please tell me what you think of this
I was in a shop and some girl about 8 - 10 comes over to me and points and laughs, she then shouts really loud at my face. ""Your fat, You Pig, You fat pig""
I had a cake in my basket for my daughter's birthday and she screams...