sayings

my family is going away on a cruise. we are making tee shirts for it. what are some cute sayings to put on the shirts?

For Example: "another nail in your coffin", "smoke another one!", "you smell like an ashtray"

-a few roo's lose in the top paddock. -not the brightest crayon in the box. -not the brightest light on the christmas tree. -not the sharpest tool in the shed. i think you get the picture. =] oh i should add the one my dad came up with. its sure to make you laugh! - a few peanuts short of a...

" And then God created Saturn... and he liked it, so he put a ring on it" "God said Let there b other religions.Dont try to convert us to Christianity" "In the beginning God first said "Let there be light" But What was there to see?" lol

10 Pts, for best answer . got any Good mean/ funny sayings ?

Thanks :) Example: Sometimes when im on the toilet, i pretend im a pilot in war, dropping bombs into the ocean

My team or rowers are getting t-shirts and i want to know any funny yet appropriate t-shirt sayings that we can put on them and wear them at regatta's or when we work out

What are some really good gossip girl sayings????