Well I love having friends but the ppl I hang with are not my style. like when i hang out with them I have to change my personality and be somebody i'm not. I just want to find friends that are more my style and I can be myself with. I'm19 years old and im a girl. lol anybody wana be my friend??
Silly as it was, why can't I stop laughing whenever I think of "Buckle up, Teddy!"?
Okay, okay, it was a silly segment on Smackdown last year. But every time I think about the "Buckle up, Teddy!" line from the Undertaker, I crack up a little. It was just funny! I think the cheesiness of the...
cook this squash? I absolutely love squash, but I've never made it myself, it was one of those holiday dishes that was always ready when we arrived so I never had the chance to see how it was made. I'm not even sure the "type" I have, I looked online for recipes but all the photos were nothing...
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You and your wife are on a getaway. No kids, juts the two of you. Alone in the room, she comes out in something that looks quite sl*tty but the plans are to just stay in. You wont be going anywhere and she simply wanted to dress up for you.
1* Ok, Are you delighted or disgusted?
2* IF you are...
I got this new deodorant stick today.
The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
If I buy a second-hand car registered in another county (eg if I buy a car from Sligo with Sligo number plates), will I have to re-register it with Donegal plates if I live in Donegal?
Also, what is a fair price to pay for driving lessons?
...will reveal? my punchline as soon as at least 4 people have answered and as long as the 4-hour posting requirement has passed. I will award Best Answer to whomever guessed the same as mine ~ or came closest (or funnier) !!
Here's the start of my joke:
While on a house-hunting appointment...
Hey guys, me and my friends were really bored in class so we were trying to think of really stupid but funny pick up lines?
Can you think of any, for example my two favourite,
1. Are you Jamaican? , No? You must be coz your Jamaican’n me crazy.
Or wait it gets better,
2. Girl, I must have...
ok so i met this guy whilst i was walking my dogs and we exchanged emails and ive been talking to him online for 2 days... but get this. i like him! already!!! lol. what on earth am i going to do, im not one of those girls who can keep things secret for long so if i tell him i like him i want it...