skit

and theres a teacher and he's checking for steroids and tells yamanashi to like pee in a cup

Hello, I am choosing to write a skit to teach a lesson in a student-teach-the-class thing. It's about gay communication. I'm not discussing whether it's right or wrong. My question is about when I choose people to be in my skit: would a guy be insulted to be called/to play a lesbian?

there is an actual song they adlib, does anyone know what it is, 10 points

Does anyone know the skit that was on this Saturday's (1/4/09) MADTV with the Mexican gangster guys and the Black lady newsreporter in front of a bank? It happened at around 11:11 Pacific Standard Time. I really need to know, it was HYSTERICAL.