25 uses for a paper clip?

[tom a]

im reeeaaall bored and just thought of this lol any ideas would be great thanks

 

[loves-it!]

hold paper together, put in ur hair as hair clip lol, ???

 

[George]

if you're too lazy to read all of these, at least read the last one. lol
1 Annoyance while typing a Microsoft Word Document
2 weapon/shank
3 a ring
4 toy snake
6 hand-made braces
7 a hanger
8 pen without ink
9 can opener (if hard enough)
10 metal toothpick
11 fork
12 pole
13 eye-poker
14 tongue-piercer
15 tongue-piercing
16 any other type of piercing
17 chain
18 key
19 pocket-knife
20 um... clip paper?
21 cut paper
22 compass (if put on a paper floating in water)
23 earring
24 maleable (making it fun to play with in the next use)
25 A really small and sharp dildo