1) Logical Thinking
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing
logical thinking.
"This is the scene," said the teacher.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He
loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the
bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"
3) Divorce Case
"Mr Edwards, I have reviewed your petition very carefully," the divorce
court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife £600 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honour," the husband said, "and every now and
then I'll try to send her a few quid myself."
3) Whacked
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
4) Hot Blooded Men
A man is lying asleep in bed with his wife. She wakes him and says,
"Close the window. It’s cold outside," He grunts and turns over.
His wife nudges him again, "Close the window. It’s cold outside."
At last he gets up and bangs the window shut, "So now it’s warm
outside?"
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing
logical thinking.
"This is the scene," said the teacher.
"A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He
loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the
bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"
3) Divorce Case
"Mr Edwards, I have reviewed your petition very carefully," the divorce
court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife £600 a week,"
"That's very fair, your honour," the husband said, "and every now and
then I'll try to send her a few quid myself."
3) Whacked
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the
electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.
4) Hot Blooded Men
A man is lying asleep in bed with his wife. She wakes him and says,
"Close the window. It’s cold outside," He grunts and turns over.
His wife nudges him again, "Close the window. It’s cold outside."
At last he gets up and bangs the window shut, "So now it’s warm
outside?"
