5 pizza toppings you are most reluctant to face/What is the best pizza topping?

My pizza has a dustbin can as the crust, it's not meant for eating but it rams into heads well and of course some hard toppings are always recommended

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The only good pizza is one that you make with the toppings that are available to you at the time.

I don't like the idea of anchovie and chilli pizza, but I think I could take it on if I practiced my secret chewing method.
 
1) Onions.. onions make me sick, yuk yuk yuk
2) Anchovies
3) Pineapple. Fruit should never ever go on a Pizza
4) Peaches (Local Pizza place my mate works in does Peaches on the pizza... see pineapple comment)
5) Bacon. I don't like it on Pizza, its all fatty and covered in cheese so you can't see it.

My favourite toppings are always changing. Its Jalepeno Peppers at the moment, with beef, mushrooms and extra cheese (gotta have mushrooms and extra cheese).
 
Are ya'll serious? Peanut butter, bananas, and peaches. Sounds nasty.

The BEST pizza has:

Deep Dish Crust
Bacon
Ham
Pepperoni
Italian Sausage
Hamburger
Chicken
Peppers
Onions
Extra Cheese


Worst pizza toppings:

Mushrooms
Olives
Anchovies

Secret chewing method, huh? Oh, please tell. We just have to know.
 
Sorry - If I told you I'd have to kill you.

But if you keep an eye out, I'll soon put out a dodgy home-made video that will reveal all my pizza eating secrets: only $49.95 and it comes with a free chef's apron.
 
Hey you'll have to get your friend to try my Mashed Potato Pizza over in the MAP Cook Book thread.

.... my favorite? Chocolate Chip pizza.... but all those that everyone has mentioned that have fruit alone as a topping are all dessert pizzas like this one.

Hawaiian Pizza with pineapple, ham and ricotta cheese is a fav.

Lately I've been getting bacon & garlic.

Seafood pizza (clams, shrimp, scallops & bacon)

I usually make my own like my Italian grandpa used to .... and put "whatever" on top. That is what's so cool about pizza you can put just about anything on it.
 
Facts about pizza:



1. Pizza is people. (Mmmm Soylent Pizza)

2. Pizza fights all the time.

3. The purpose of the pizza is to flip out and kill people.
 
Hmm, I notice some of you stating that fruit on a pizza is wrong. Obviously your chef has failed in their teachings as tomato is a fruit and is the bases of all TPT (Traditional Pizza Toppings).

Without fruit, you have no interface between your base and topping, making your pizza lacking!
 
Pah, your just jealous because I have greater understanding of the nature of pizza! (And a big gut to show for it )
 
All this talk of pizzas and eating are making you forget the true way of the zen pizza.

Stage 1: Ingredients; Everything is there, but needs to be put together. IE dough, peppers, ANCHOVIES(being argumentative for the sake of it.)

Stage 2: The pizza is there in its full glory. You can see it, smell it, even imagine tasting it, knowing the fullness of the pizza.

Stage 3: Fat monk stroking his belly. At this point you have experienced the ultimate pinnacle of zen pizza, and understand the fullness of the moment. (Although a beer always helps it along.)

Know these rules my children, and everything in life will be yours.

Remember, the truth is that there is no pizza, only a fat monk stroking his belly.
 
ok, hrere it goes.
5 worst toppings:

anchovies
bell peppers
pineapples
onions
black olives

fav pizza ever has to be
pepperoni and double mushroom
 
the starngest combination i've ever had on a pizza that was actually quite good was broccoli and artichoke hearts.

i also like spinach on a pizza.
 
The Rules of Pizza Club.
1st RULE: You do not talk about Pizza CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Pizza CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the eating is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a pizza.
5th RULE: One pizza at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Eating will go on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at PIZZA CLUB, you HAVE to eat.
 
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.


The most important rule, as you never know when spillages can occur!
 
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