I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I’ll tell you how that train sent me into the air.
In the state of New York born and raised on the train track where I spent most of my days
Chillin out max relaxing all cool and all not hearin a train cause I’m a fool.
When a train conductor who was up to no good, started driven trains in my neighbor hood.
I got hit once and my mom got scared she said you’re going to live in heaven all the way up there
The whistle of the train signaled it was near but I am an idiot so I did not hear
The sound was like squish and there was blood everywhere
If anything I said it wasn’t fare but I thought nah forget I’m already in the air
I, was, loaded into an ambulance around 7 or 8 but it didn’t matter they all knew my fate
I looked at the kingdom I was finally there, to sit in heaven, floating up in the air.
I fucking lulz'd.