You are SUCH a liar. Don't believe her folks. Every other day I get a message from her saying how tipsy she is on wine or how hungover she is. Tut, tut, she is such a lush.
Aye, much the same as our kung fu nights out. A quick tipple in a local bar before moving onto a gentleman's club where we have a class of port over a game of backgammon whilst discussing the works of Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy - the Russian poet, novelist and dramatist.
It's funny because it's true
But some lagers I would consider beer. Budwar, or that nice continental stuff you get in liddel's. Generally, though, no lager that you can buy in a pub is real beer.
I don;t like getting hammered but i've just started uni and have been sucked into a night of drunken debauchery once already! It sucks though as i sacrificed a good training session for a hangover and £40 less in my pocket...
Well, i do like getting a bit drunk as we have a right laugh but i feel i've gotta sacrifice it for the good of my fighting career.
Hmmmm... but my sister can turn water into beer with only the aid of a magical can that she gets from the tobaconnist-cum-off-licence-cum-fishing-tackle-store-cum-offensive-weapon-retailer. And she's not even the son or daughter of god. To my mind, that's far more impressive.
It's genuine beer, I swear. She describes it as 'yorkshire bitter' and it genuinely does taste quite a lot like a real ale made in yorkshire. She's very good at it. I've tried my hand at it myself, but I don't have the divine spark- if I try it, you just get a cloudy liquid that gets you pissed. Obviously whatever magical talent is at work is inherited through the female line. It also seems to have decayed since times of old- the mighty brews made by my great-grandmother on my mother's side are the stuff of family legend. Sadly, not one drop of this elixir remains and we have fallen into decay. The world is changing- I taste it in the water, I feel it in the air and many things that should not have been forgotten have been lost.
I actually never wanted to drink because at 16 I ended up in Hospital with my girlfriend because we necked a lot of neat vodka not knowing we were getting drunk. Which was awful.
And then because I see my brother and most of my friends drinking their wages away week after week.
But I work weekends in a music bar and I'm always getting bought drinks so if you've got 1 or 2 or 5 drinks already paid for you.... Well you may as well