An illegal immigrant stole my chopper?

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ILikeCheese1

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I've just had my Raleigh chopper stole by an illegal immigrant, i had lollipop sticks sellotaped to the spokes and handle bar mirrors and everything. I left it at the shops when i went to get cigs for my mam when i came out it was gone! I'm 37 and had to save all my pocket money up for it my mam is going to kill me.
What should i tell my mam?
 
Mam, mam......me bike got stole when I was getin your f@gs for ya

I'm a mum

I'd buy that.

Just call me sucker
 
yes you kid, go and cry to mummy, she will get the message straight away even without you uttering a word
 
Ha Ha you have a sad life if you have to make up stupid questions like that
 
Tell you mam that you were riding down this toll-path and out of the bushes jumped 6 Taliban men waving AK47s. You tried to escape but in vain. You had no choice but to hand over your bike. She will understand. Happens all the time in the UK these days. What can a kid do?
 
Shame there isn't more people like you, they have to get home somehow, and the more that go home the better!!
 
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