An illegal immigrant stole my chopper?

[ILikeCheese1]

I've just had my Raleigh chopper stole by an illegal immigrant, i had lollipop sticks sellotaped to the spokes and handle bar mirrors and everything. I left it at the shops when i went to get cigs for my mam when i came out it was gone! I'm 37 and had to save all my pocket money up for it my mam is going to kill me.
What should i tell my mam?

 

[Scream]

Mam, mam......me bike got stole when I was getin your f@gs for ya

I'm a mum

I'd buy that.

Just call me sucker

 

[BusyBee1]

awwwwwwww,,just hide,,she'll soon forget about you,,,erm i mean her cigs...nah i think you before her cigs..Just hide!!

 

[michaelw]

Keep your flies zipped up in case they pinch your other one.

 

[joking]

go and steal some1 else's