death lep, i'd do that, but then i'd have to look at said beastiality, and have said beastiality in my temp files, and i prefer to avoid that.
something i just thought of- someone who is good at writing scripts needs to write me something that uses the dialer program in windows to open a new connection, dial *69 and the local joint's number, send a file (probably make it longcat or something), close the connection, and repeat. this could be like folding @ home, but different.