Any jokes about immigration?

[aceofbrkenhertst]

Just looking for some puns about illegal mexicans for my satirical essay.

 

[FATandActiveeee]

How about this 1? - 'You hear of that half Mexican half Polak illegal? - he started running for the border, then forgot where he was going".

 

[mrsbieber101]

well i dont mean this to be insulting to anyone or any ethnicity i am not racist at all but you asked...
Why cant you play uno with mexicans?
they'd steal all the green cards

 

[Tim]

Why'd the Mexicon jump the fence into America?
He knows Obahma's gonna take care of him, his family and all his cousins.
Just a joke, not racist at all. I'm Irish and hear a lot of jokes, more so around St Pattys day.
Jokes lighten things up, most of the time.

 

[mAmgentmDmobs]

Sorry if this offends anyone :/ and it's kind of lame :/

A Mexican and a Black guy jump off a building at the same time

Which one lands first?

Who cares?!?!