I got this in an email it was pretty funny no offense to Maori's
Two Maoris are riding along the road on a motorbike.
They break down and start trying to hitching a lift.
A friendly truck driver stops to see if he can help and the 2 Maori's ask
him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room in the truck as he is carrying 20,000 bowling
balls.
The Maoris’ put it to him that if they can manage to fit in the back with
their bike will he give them a lift and he agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the
truck and the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
Sure enough a cop pulls him over for speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies
jokingly-- 'Maori eggs'.
The officer obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it.
He gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers
as possible.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers.
'I've got a wagon with 20,000 Maori eggs in it - 2 have hatched and the
buggers have managed to steal a motorbike already'
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