Any yo mamma jokes?

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son

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yo momma is so crosseyed that when she cries the tears runs down the middle of her back
 
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only1manman

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yo mama so black she can swim through tar and leave a streak. yo mama so fat she broke her leg an bled gravey. yo mama so old she use to babysit jesus. yo mama so dumb i told her it was chilly outside an she ran in the house an got a bowl!!!! I AM THE KING OF YO MAMA JOKES!!!!!!!
 
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PolarGirl8

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Yo mamma is so stupid she went to Y! Answers to find some Yo Mamma jokes!Oh, now that is a burn!
 
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sthurb

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Yo mama sooooo Fat.....the Doctor told her she has a flesh-eating disease, and should live another 52 years.
 
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moneyballs2

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yo momma is so fat it takes 3 busses, 2 trains and half a miles walk to get to her good side.
 
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sxymovalmami

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yo momma is like a brick, shes always getting laid by mexicans!!!!!yo momma's hair is so short she has to roll it w/ rice!!!!
 
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chris B

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yo momma sooo fat she sweats butter and syrup she got a job at Denny's buttering the pancakes.
 
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kimsters

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yo momma so fat she sat on a dollar and made change. yo momma so fat she gots her own zip code. yo momma so fat the scientists thought she was a new planet in the milky way
 
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noeliamejia2004

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yo mamma is so stupid she past by the ymca and said oh look they spelled macys wrong
 
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Jawz

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yo mamma's so fat when she steps on the scale it reads one at a time please.yo mamma's so fat when she lays on the beach people run around yelling "FREE WILLY".Yo mamma's so fat when people wanna shake her hand the have to ask 4 directions.Yo mamma's so stupidshe took a spoon to the superbowl.Yo mamma's so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes.Yo mamma's so stupid she sold the car 4 gas money.Yo mamma's so stupid she thinks a quarderback is a refund.
 
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