Anybody have any Redneck Ringtones or funny text tones?

[Michaela[ilyjch]]

is needing some funny/redneck ringtones or text tones.
so if you have some please leave an answer and send me and email at mickey2162 @ yahoo. com

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if you could email them to me please do so, unless u need my number to send them in a text.
thxxx

10 points for best tone

 

[facewitheyes]

Why don't we all get drunker, beer drinking song.