Anybody have some really ramdom and pointless jokes ?

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Jokes with no puch line , or ones that make no sense like...
Q.whats orange , looks like an orange , but isnt an orange .
A.A banana
 
So uh... you ever hear about paranoid dyslexics? Always afraid theyre following somebody? Ha!

You feeling a draft? Better light a match before you catch cold.. HA!

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4. 1 to stand in the middle holding the bulb to the fixture and 3 to spin him around while chanting "screw it, I'm going home.. screw it, I'm going... screw it.. scre.. screw it, I'm going home.." Ha! "scr..screw it, I'm going home.."

How do you tell if a porcupine is gay? He dresses like a gerbil. Ha!

How does a comedian argue with himself? Now dont start that again. What are you talking about, I was just telling this... Well maybe you shouldnt. Do you see what I have to put up with? You mean what I have to put up with... You know ever since I went out with that girl.. Oh, now you still think its about the girl. It is.. now every since I went out with that girl you have become completely intolerable. Intolerable? Intolerable! Vicky was her name? You know very well what her name is.. middle, and last. Well maybe I dont care too much for your attitude since then. My attitude? Oh.. let me tell you. Its been Vicky this, Vicky that.. why dont you get yourself a Vicky... Vicky... Vicky, bah! Sickening really. Whatever happen to the good 'ol days? Its all about you isnt it? You just cant be happy that I have something good going for me. Oh but we used to have such good times... You know what I think? You think? You wanted Vicky. She's not my type. Oh please! The way you used to talk about her. "What a lady! ...prettiest thing in the whole place." I waited a whole week for you to talk to her and you always had something better to do. I thought I left the oven on. He "left the oven on." I thought I left the oven on... So what was I supposed to do, let her get away? I'm very happy for you and Vicky. I just think that you could have been a bit more forthcoming is all... What, now I'm a sneek? Then I was right. Youre a lousy sneek! Great! My very own blood calls me a sneek. You've always been a sneek. You've always been a sap. Leaving the chores for me.. Running from every fight.. always got the best piece... at least I've had a piece... we have some unsettled business. That we do. Ha! Intolerable! Intolerable!
 
Wats the difference between a fly and a mosquito??
Ans. A fly can fly but a mosquito cant mosquito
 
Q. what's red and looks like a bucket?
A. a red bucket

Q.what's yellow and looks like a bucket?
A. a red bucket in disguise.

Q. why did the boy fall down?
A. his mum threw a fridge at him

Q why did the boy fall of his chair?
A. his mum threw a fridge at him

Q. why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. his dad threw a fridge at him

Q. why did the boy suffer a broken leg and arm two broken vertebrae and internal bleeding?
A. because he was hit by a bus.

Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A. it was dead.

Q. why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A. it was stapled to the fisrt koala

Q why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A. it had no arms

Q why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
A. it thought it was a race to the bottom

Q. why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?
A. peer pressure

im full of pointless jokes.

sorry of you're not australian and dont know what a koala is, lol.
 
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