anyone want to travel back in time to burn down stephenie meyer's computer so she

YES YES YES YES! Although, I haven't actually read the books ;) But people drive me mad the way the continuasly go on about them! I like this question :)
 
I wouldn't coz I love the books but wouldn't she just write it instead or get a new computor?
 
No no no no. You've got it all wrong.
See. *unravels plan sheet* What we do, is *tap tap* travel back in time to where she is a young, aspiring child. THEN, we put on extremely pale foundation, paint shadows under our eyes, pretend we have supernatural powers and make ourselves look abnormally beautiful. Then we tell her we're vampires, that all vampires hate humans and that she'll be lucky not to be tortured and killed by us.
*taps chart again* That way, she will be WAAAAY too freaked out to write a 15-minutes-of-fame stupid girl-attracting, fan-obssesive series about a regular teen romance, the only twist being that the guy has sharp teeth and can move cars. Boriiing.
Anyway, let's go.
*starts up time machine*
 
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

I've thought that for a while now.
 
That's pretty cold . . .

Though that'd be interesting, burning down someone's computer, don't you think?
 
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

I've thought that for a while now.
 
I don't blame here. Tri-hard writers writer books all the time. I blame the publishers and the fan girls more.
 
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