Anything i can write for my facebook status? Anything funny?

[SkeenMaster]

I'VE SEEN PEOPLE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE LIKE THIS STATUS AND YOULL EAT MY FACE
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
I WANT SOMETHING FUNNY AND CLEAN SOMETHING LIKE THIS
LIKE THIS STATUS AND YOU'LL HAVE SUPER POWERS
I WANT SOMETHING REALLY RANDOM thankss! x

 

[HarryEdwards]

"hey, yeah you stop looking at my status you stalker!" lol