1. Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Blondie : Gandhi was a great man but I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Blondie : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Blondie: You said this is Chinesse made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All American Radio.
3. Blondie got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave 5 bucks and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Blondie joined new job. 1st day she worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Blondie : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5. On a romantic dayBlondie's boyfriend asks her.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Blondie : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
6. Doctor to blonde patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Blondie : Yes. A good, handsome and well hung doctor.
7. 2 Blondies were fixing a bomb in a car.
Blondie 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Blondie 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Blondie: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Blondie : Every year.
9. Blondie was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Blondie why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
Blondie: Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.
10. Boss : Where were you born ?
Blondie: America!
Boss : which part ?
Blondie : Kya which part ? Whole body born in America!
11. How will you destroy a submarine full of
Blondies ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.
Blondie : Gandhi was a great man but I
don ' t know who is Jayanthi.
2. Blondie : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Blondie: You said this is Chinesse made radio. But
when I put it ON, it says All American Radio.
3. Blondie got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave 5 bucks and took the
ticket and said April fool.. I have a pass.
4. Blondie joined new job. 1st day she worked till
late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and
asked what you did till evening.
Blondie : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I
made it alright..
5. On a romantic dayBlondie's boyfriend asks her.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring.
Blondie : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
6. Doctor to blonde patient : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Blondie : Yes. A good, handsome and well hung doctor.
7. 2 Blondies were fixing a bomb in a car.
Blondie 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes
while fixing.
Blondie 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.
8. Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Blondie: 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Blondie : Every year.
9. Blondie was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Blondie why are you removing a wheel from
your auto.
Blondie: Cant you read the board. Parking is only
for 2 wheeler.
10. Boss : Where were you born ?
Blondie: America!
Boss : which part ?
Blondie : Kya which part ? Whole body born in America!
11. How will you destroy a submarine full of
Blondies ?
Simple. Just knock at the door and they will open it.