A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger stands in the pouring rain .
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame .
"Not a chance" says the husband- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it ?" asks the wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
"Did you help him? " she asks
"No, I didn't -it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
" Well ,you have a short memory" says the wife. " Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think that you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark - " Hello ,- are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls the husband.
"Yes ,please! comes the reply from the dark.
"where are you ? asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.
"Can you give me a push?" he asks while hanging onto the door frame .
"Not a chance" says the husband- "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was it ?" asks the wife.
"Just some drunk wanting a push" he answers.
"Did you help him? " she asks
"No, I didn't -it's three in the morning and raining like crazy out."
" Well ,you have a short memory" says the wife. " Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down on vacation and those two strangers helped us? I think that you should help him."
The man does as he is told and gets dressed and goes out into the pounding rain and calls out into the dark - " Hello ,- are you still there?"
"Yes," comes the answer.
"Do you still want a push?" calls the husband.
"Yes ,please! comes the reply from the dark.
"where are you ? asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" the drunk replies.