Are you Really Sure?? (blonde joke)?

[KellyKaitet]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Dontang]

hahahaha that's a good one. i have one. a blonde lady walks into a store and goes to the cashier and says "i would like to buy this TV" and the cashier says "we don't sell to blondes." so the lady walks out and dyes her hair black tries to buy the same item again and the lady says "i would like to buy this TV" and again the cashier says "we don't sell to blondes." the lady dyed her hair red and went back to the same store and got the same item again and said "i would like to buy this tv" and the cashier once again said "we don't sell to blondes." the lady began to get upset and asked "how do you know im a blonde?" the cashier looks at her and says "ma'am, that's a microwave."

 

[Vaughni]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... I am not blonde hahahaha, but THAT was CUTE hahahaha