As Secretary of State will John Kerry greet foreign dignitaries with gifts?

[HerbStempel]

of ketchup, mustard and pickles from his sugar mama's company?

 

[LDSdelendaest]

Yes, autographed pictures of Condi Rice, just to remind them of what it was like to have an idiot in the White House.

 

[Skeet'sObama]

Yes.