At least one corny joke>?

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methodtothemadness

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Ex. Who is the roundest knight of the round table? Sir Cumference
I am asking for corny jokes. Obviously by the specification --> "corny" they will not be funny...Thus ahaaahahahahahhhhahahhhhhhaaahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahhahhahahhahaahahhaahahahhahahhahahahah!!!!!!!!!!




No ---> will not be necessary. Thank you.
 
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I<3hedy

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What happens if you est yeast and shoe polish?
rise and shine

whats brown and sticky?
a stick
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "your kind aint welcome here"
the string, feeling upset, goes around the corner and loops himself around and messes up his hair and goes back in
the bartender says"Aint you that string from earlier"
" no, I'm a frayed-knot(afraid not)

Two guys walk into a bar,
the third guy ducks
Two eggs are frying in a pan, the first says"its hot in here" he second egg says
"oh my god a talking egg!"
 
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JesustheChrist

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So a mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says "Get out yer kind ain't wanted here!"
So the mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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No? Well I don't have to f*cking impress you.
 
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mNoxm

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A mommy, daddy and baby tomato were walking, and the baby tomato was lagging far behind his parents. So the daddy tomato turned and walked up to his son, squashed him and said "Ketch-up!"

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne da baftub, I'm dwowning!

Two peanuts were walking one night on a dark, dangerous road. One of them was a-salted

Two boy mushrooms saw a pretty girl mushroom and asked her if she wants to have a drink with them. She said no and walked away. The one boy mushroom said to the other "What's wrong with her? We're a couple of fungis."

LMAO!
 
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BigJimSlade

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.

How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
The Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.
 
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BAREBOW

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How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter....

Why did the monkey wear his red shoes to the river....cuz he didn't want to get his green ones dirty.
Why did the monkey wear his green shoes to the party...his red ones were dirty.

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Ya !@*% her!!
 
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