Atheists: Can I tell you what is going to happen tomorrow? I am a mystic and can

[Dispensationalist]

see into the future? You are all going to be here asking questions such as "Did the rapture happen in Europe yet?" ... "When is it going to happen?" ... "Did I miss it?" ... "When is that giant worldwide earthquake supposed to happen?"

... and then suddenly BOOM! There goes your computer, your valued goods, your shelter. It will be a massive reality check to say the least.

Folks, this is going to be suspenseful, and what ensues is going to be so devastating.

 

[Scarlett]

We get it, you're bored and you've forgotten to take your medication.

 

[jay]

The Lord rebuke you for spreading of false hoods and scare tactics!!