Attention everyone !

[Mo$tF@mOu$$$]

Bubbles*De*Milo is my long lost mother , and Cultivated is my long lost sister. And Irrelevance is my mum wife-beating ex

Also if you want to know who the OP has a crush on PM me.

Thanks

 

[doubtful]

Um. :lolwut:





Did you guys knows about this?

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[Deano]

That's it! I'm going to look for my long lost ihav family!

 

[ShortSuff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHBHHAAHB HBAJBHAJHAHAKHAB :toofunny: I'm glad we all found each other! One happy family!

 

[JosephM]

"Mum wife-beating ex"? Bubbles, I thought we agreed to have him privately educated.

 

[cheerxleader]

Hi mom.

 

[jessil]

:rofl: I feel sorry for anyone with me as a mother tbh.. hello little Cultivated.

 

[bandana]

Dammit, I'm a Socialist Irrelevance, how many times? Private education is evil. :argh:

 

[Mirridon]

Oh, hang on. It should have read "mum's wife-beating ex". I get it now.

Yeah, he's right.

 

[sheonmd]

I heard Bubbles is single after dumping rapist-Irrelevance.

 

[bambi2252]

Lol my family is daa shizzle

 

[JustJess]

But look how he's turned out! I knew your damn beliefs would be the end of our dreams. Not to mention how our mix of genes somehow produced a child of completely unrelated ethnic origin.

 

[loopgavin]

Too much baggage..

:

 

[euhmerist]

FFS. How many times?! We were role playing.

 

[Guppy]

Yeah, I was screaming, no, stop... but it was all a game.

 

[sportsrock14]

I made you a cup of tea afterwards and apologised for being too rough. It's not like I was completely heartless about it. Plus, I was just staying in character - if you were raping somebody would you stop if you got asked?

Didn't think so.

 

[CrazyB]

:yep: 1/2 Chinese, 1/4 Palestinian, 1/4 Caucasian = Black. We're like the bloody United Nations.

 

[nubreedmom]

This is your only opportunity to have a child, embrace it :hubba: I must however point out that your son sure doesn't look like a pianist. Is his father from Harlesden? :mute:

 

[Shandi]

More like the cast of a Jeremy Kyle show.

 

[Agent0]

Yeahhhh, we met on the 187 bus :ahee: Gosh, how did you know?