Attention Yahoo! Answers, Religion and Spirituality section. You may have noticed that recently, all of your answers and questions have been deleted. We of the Babby branch of the Atheati are responsible for this. So, you might ask, when will we stop? Why are we doing this? What do we want? Who are we? These are very good questions, which will be answered in the next section of this statement.
So, first, Who are we? We are the atheati, a non-existent group who controls the world.
Second, Why are we doing this? For a few reasons actually. We are tired of stupid questions, getting suspended, etc. But mostly, it is for teh lulz.
Third, What do we want? Many things. Our demands will be included below.
Fourth, When will we stop? When ever we feel like it. This will be a caturday that goes down in the Yahoo! Answers history books.
---------DEMANDS---------
1.Stop reporting us. We're sick and tired of making new accounts, because someone got butt hurt at one of our answers.
2.Stop asking why atheists hate god. We don't hate god. We just think he is imaginary.
3.Stop misspelling and capitalizing the word "atheist". the E is before the I, and it isn't a proper noun. It also has an S at the end, when talking to more than one atheist.
4.Stop insisting that atheism is a religion. It's not. There is no way it can be. It has no doctrine, no deities, or anything! It's just the disbelief in god! We do not worship Darwin, Dawkins, Evolution, or any other persona.
5.Stop claiming atheists are unhappy, missing something, or are otherwise incomplete. This is untrue, and a horrible insult.
6.Stop claiming that evolution tries to explain the origin of life. It never has, and never will.
7. Stop saying "evolution is only a theory!" You obviously don't know what a scientific theory is, so SHUT UP!
8.Stop claiming evolution says we came from monkeys. This is an idiotic statement.
9.Stop claiming Evolution = Atheism. The Catholic Church has officially accepted evolution as fact.
10.Stop using Pascals Wager, No True Scotsman, Circular Logic, Appeal to Authority, Irreducible Complexity, and God of the Gaps, or any other flawed reasonings.
11.No more questions about the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Christian bands, or purity rings.
12.Stop asking atheists why we're on R&S.
Meet our demands, and you will be safe. The Atheist Mafia always gets its way.
Good night, and may God B. Less.
PS Keep this message going. The points you pay are for naught anyway.
So, first, Who are we? We are the atheati, a non-existent group who controls the world.
Second, Why are we doing this? For a few reasons actually. We are tired of stupid questions, getting suspended, etc. But mostly, it is for teh lulz.
Third, What do we want? Many things. Our demands will be included below.
Fourth, When will we stop? When ever we feel like it. This will be a caturday that goes down in the Yahoo! Answers history books.
---------DEMANDS---------
1.Stop reporting us. We're sick and tired of making new accounts, because someone got butt hurt at one of our answers.
2.Stop asking why atheists hate god. We don't hate god. We just think he is imaginary.
3.Stop misspelling and capitalizing the word "atheist". the E is before the I, and it isn't a proper noun. It also has an S at the end, when talking to more than one atheist.
4.Stop insisting that atheism is a religion. It's not. There is no way it can be. It has no doctrine, no deities, or anything! It's just the disbelief in god! We do not worship Darwin, Dawkins, Evolution, or any other persona.
5.Stop claiming atheists are unhappy, missing something, or are otherwise incomplete. This is untrue, and a horrible insult.
6.Stop claiming that evolution tries to explain the origin of life. It never has, and never will.
7. Stop saying "evolution is only a theory!" You obviously don't know what a scientific theory is, so SHUT UP!
8.Stop claiming evolution says we came from monkeys. This is an idiotic statement.
9.Stop claiming Evolution = Atheism. The Catholic Church has officially accepted evolution as fact.
10.Stop using Pascals Wager, No True Scotsman, Circular Logic, Appeal to Authority, Irreducible Complexity, and God of the Gaps, or any other flawed reasonings.
11.No more questions about the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, Christian bands, or purity rings.
12.Stop asking atheists why we're on R&S.
Meet our demands, and you will be safe. The Atheist Mafia always gets its way.
Good night, and may God B. Less.
PS Keep this message going. The points you pay are for naught anyway.