Bad luck America

It's the pussys who can't drink. They think the only decent beer is the rice crap. Most balk at the thought of drinking a real brew. The reason American beer (not the micros) is server "Ice Cold" is because the flavor is for Shee-ite. Real beer has a wonderful flavor that is akin to the nectar of the gods. Next to mead that is, what can I say it's a Viking thing.
 
Please no, a good single malt will beat a blend any day of the year.

A bottle of eighteen year old clynnlish says a lot more than I love you, mainly involving whips, chains and video tape.
 
Heineken and Red Stripe aren't much better than American 'Budweiser'. (Not to be confused with the real Budweiser - but I don't suppose you get that over there?) Stella is alright - but it's fairly strong. It's known as 'Wife Beater' over here.

I agree. I hate the stuff.
 
They've got this stuff they actually sell across town.. only place I've been able to find it is at this gas station where they sell more alcohol than they do gas.. but at any rate they sell this stuff in these tall brown ceramic type bottles with the old school bottle topper attached to the bottle.. Its called Mississippi Mud Probably some of the stoutest I've had in texas.. And it ain't half bad tasting either! But then again, I'm a yankee thru and thru... so give me Sam Adams or give me death.

But don't be hatin on Red Stripe man.. that stuff makes for phenomenal drunken chicken with my recipe!

But this thread in total made me realize something. I'm gonna pick up my ass eventually and get out to the UK.
Reason 1: So I can meet some UK MAPheads
Reason 2: Gatecrasher and Creamfields
Reason 3: I must drag my yankee ass out of a local UK pub by the end of the night or it will be a failure.
 
I have yet to meet anyone from the other side of the pond who can out drink me. I've carried plenty of Limeys and Irish out of the bar. The only person from GB who ever beat me was a Scottish girl.

This is probably due to the fact that I consider beer to be a beverage of refreshment, not for alcoholic binges.

For that, we have bourbon.
 
We can, though do to copyright agreement, it has to be re-labeled.

There's a suchi bar down the street from my pub that serves it.
 
You mean you don't all eat bubble & squeek for breakfast and have crumpets with your tea?!?
 
Mmmm...Crumpets and tea.

Sure we eat them for brekkie all the time, as occasionally everyone gets to have an afternoon cream tea with the Queen herself!
 
Agreed. In my house we drink (1) micro-brew from Seattle, Washington, or (2) Newc Brown.

At a restaurant we order Guiness, or beer from Mexico or Asia.



Hey, get away from my Newc Brown!
 
No dude.. thats grotz. the only thing Newcastle is good for is washing your hair.. (seriously.. that and Shiner Bock leave my hair silky smooth )
 
Oh hell no! I love love love Guinness. I'm Irish German sir! I'm extremely partial to dark as coffee beers! Its just newcastle tastes like someone harvested some ass, then brewed that ass, then bottled it up. They should call it Newasstle Brown Ale..
 
LOL!! Guiness it is, then.
Have you tried Pyramid beer? It's brewed either in Seattle (main site) or Berkeley. My favorite is the heffeweizen. Yum!
 
Mmmm.. good wheat beer with a slice of lemon to me is what corona with a slice of lime is to people down in South Padre Island around spring break.
 
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