Course I've never been there, your teen pregnancy levels are still relativly low .
Alright, im ready to put my money where my mouth is. MAP Pisshead meet is offically on. We shall hold it in Australia, obviously, because beer tastes better in hot weather, and its already 36C here. We also brew EVERY beer here, including most of the European beers now, I was shocked to find out Becks and Stella were brewed here now!
The rules of this meeting.
1) No martial arts talk, unless its to challange a fellow member to drunken boxing or wrestling.
2) Minimum of 5 units per hour. Nursing beers is for the Germans.
3) No chick drinks. No coctails unless approved by the league of pissheads (which we shall now be known). Yagabombs are already approved, and we shall go for the world record.
4) Anyone travelling from overseas (most people) will require several bags to smuggle booze. Dont worry, you wont need clothes, you'll just take them off and start dancing when you get here anyway. Customs has cheap booze .
5)If you pass out, you WILL be drawn on, you will have your eyebrows shaved off, furniture will be elaboratly strewn around you, and you may wake up wearing an outfit that would make boy george blush.
6) Drinking competitions are mandatory. You MAY NOT back down from any challange, and there will be many. If you lose, your punishment is to drink more, if you win, you drink more.
7) If you throw up, you have to replace the booze you selfishly wasted, plus double to make sure your liver doesnt get sad not being able to process booze.
8) Kebabs and curry are the only food allowed past your lips. Eating anything "healthy" is punishable by death.
9) Beer bongs are your best friend, and you may be required to skull hard liquor through one.
10) Drunken orgies, or other naughtiness are encouraged.
11) Any pictures taken must be put on the site, lets show thoes other ma sites how its done .
Keep the list going people.