Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 joke?!?

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KeithSchmidth

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I want to hear a good and fresh joke for this first person shooter game. Now get crackin.
 
In the middle of nowhere. Medal of Honor and Battlefield are trying to defeat Call of Duty and friends. While Medal of Honor killed Call of Duty's friends. Call of Duty finally arrived in the scene and shows off with incredible new fighting skills.
Call of Duty: Your going to pay for this! You Basterds! RRGH!
Medal of Honor: Battlefield, what's the population reading!
Battlefield: IT'S OVER 9!!!!!!!!!!
Medal of Honor: OVER 9!! Wait we have more than that. Why did we even got worried?!
Battlefield; THOUSANDS!!!!!!
Medal of Honor: WAHT!!!
Battlefield: Quick, Medal of Honor. DO THE BARREL ROLL!!!
Call of Duty: FALCON PAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(Call of Duty blast Medal of Honor to smithereens)
Battlefield: HOLY MACARONI!!
Call of Duty: Your next!!!
Battlefield: Hey, come on man. We can understand each other.
Call of Duty: CHAOS BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The whole universe was destroyed.)
 
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