Two men had been stranded on a desert island for two months and were getting very frustrated. "Listen, Geoff" said Matt, who knows WHEN we may see another woman. Do you fancy doing it man to man? "Now hold on a minute “said Geoff looking alarmed,” that isn’t my scene at all"
"Nor mine, but needs must" said Matt. "Listen, if you don’t like it, makes a noise like an animal, but if you do then start to sing... I’ll do the same"
So they started doing the business and almost immediately Geoff called out” moo, moo, moo, moo...moon river, wider than a mile"