Best Yo Mama Jokes (The Ultimate Challenge)?

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Lets see who has the best yo mama jokes. Pls type your country to see which country has the best jokes.
 
Yo momma's so fat she's got three ZIP codes
Yo momma's so fat she has to beep when she's backing up
Yo momma's so fat she went to the Grand Canyon - and got stuck
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo momma's so fat she went to a movie and sat next to everyone
Yo momma's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma's so ugly her parents had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

The United States of Yo Momma's left Knee.
 
Yo Mamma is so fat that when she jumps, gravity cannot pull her back down again! (So she is tossed about in the middle of nowhere!)
 
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