Best "yo momma" joke you've ever heard?

I didn't know my own teacher was my own momma.
the head told me when she also admitted she was her grandma.
 
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 4 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
 
Yo momma is so hairy that when she went to the zoo the guardians thought she was a monkey and locked her in a cell.
 
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