MisterAnswerman
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Here are two jokes that I've modified -
Joke Number One -
Person A walks into a bar around 9:58 pm. She sits down at the bar next to Person B and stares up at the TV. The 10 pm news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
Person A turns to Person B and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Person B replied, "I bet he won't."
Person A placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Person B placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Person B was very upset and handed twenty dollars to Person A and said "All is fair. Here is your money."
Person A replies, "Honey, I can't take your money. I saw this on the 5 pm news and knew he would jump."
Person B replies, " I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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Joke Number Two -
Three people are about to be executed by the armed soldiers. Two guards bring Person A forth, the soldiers point the guns at her, and the executioner asks her if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executuiner shouts "Ready...One, Two,,,," Suddenly Person A yells "Earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. So she manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring Person B forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready...One...two...."
Person B screams, "Tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, Person C has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks her if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready. .. One...Twoo...."
Person C shouts "fire!"
They are still funny, aren't they?
Joke Number One -
Person A walks into a bar around 9:58 pm. She sits down at the bar next to Person B and stares up at the TV. The 10 pm news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.
Person A turns to Person B and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
Person B replied, "I bet he won't."
Person A placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as Person B placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
Person B was very upset and handed twenty dollars to Person A and said "All is fair. Here is your money."
Person A replies, "Honey, I can't take your money. I saw this on the 5 pm news and knew he would jump."
Person B replies, " I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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Joke Number Two -
Three people are about to be executed by the armed soldiers. Two guards bring Person A forth, the soldiers point the guns at her, and the executioner asks her if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executuiner shouts "Ready...One, Two,,,," Suddenly Person A yells "Earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. So she manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring Person B forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready...One...two...."
Person B screams, "Tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, Person C has figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks her if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready. .. One...Twoo...."
Person C shouts "fire!"
They are still funny, aren't they?
