Can anybody write a personal poem on The Most Awkward Moment, just to humour me a

[Abhijit]

bit? Here's what happened :
The Most Awkward Moment is When?
In a classroom full of teenage women,
I go on teaching Hamlet
with my fly wide open;
As the titterings over
the 'To be'-piece greatly louden,
My soul relands on earth
and the truth I finally ken...
Then, my friends, Then is When.

Er...has anybody anything better or worse to share? Versify your experience, please. Don't know why today I feel kinda pensive...