Can someone make me laugh?

FlwrPwr

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Just in the mood for a good joke please...

Also, what is the worst thing that has ever happened to you?
 
There are three criminals running from the police. They hide in a barn. One hides behind a horse, one behind a sheep, and the last one behind a sack of potatoes. The police officer checked the horse and the criminal said "neigh, neigh". The police officer moved to the sheep and the criminal said "baa, baa". The Police officer went to check the sack of potatoes. The criminal said "potato, potato".
 
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just two, but the hard part's getting them in the light bulb.

Worst thing that ever happened to me was discovering Yahoo! Answers because I now waste too much time here.
 
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