Can you tell me a funny joke (I don't care if it's cheesy or rude)?

The school teacher asked one of the students to make a sentence out of the word Isthmus. The child thought and then responded with the sentence: Isthmus be my lucky day. Ha ha haha
 
Is it sexual harassment if a midget says "Mmmm your hair smells nice" :P
 
Johnny told his Teacher he saw a dead cat on the way to school and the Teacher asks, How do you know it was dead?
Johnny says," 'cause I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move.
Teacher says, " You did what?!!!!!!
Johnny replies," You know I went Pssst in it's ear and it Didn't move.

California: Everybody knows that cops like Donuts right? Well , what is the favorite cookie of the Highway Patrol?
Chips Ahoy!!!!
 
here's a cheesy joke... what do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
 
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