Christians, I just backed over Satan with the company truck. I think he

OldManfronScene24

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is dead. What should I do now? The truck is loaded with 2150 lbs of test weights I need on Monday, and it is sitting on his chest. His black and white striped socks curled up like a party favor, too.

My question is: Should I put a gun or knife in his hand to make it look like self defense, or just hide the body?
It's probably my fault. He came up to the truck to tempt me with some kipper snacks, and I said "Get ye behind me Satan" like the Fundies do.
Ahhh, P1Shelia. A friend will lie for you. A true friend will help you hide the body.
(((Pangloss))) I thought we took that over ourselves after the Piltdown fiasco.
New World Man, I never really wanted to run a pet shop anyway. I always wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!
 
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