Christians: Is the church simpy the body of Christ? what is your definition?

The church is the gastrointestinal tract of Christ. The pews are the villi and the people sitting in them are the micro-villi. The bibles that they hold are the cilia that swing back an forth on those mircovilli... and the rectum is the pulpit... the noise that comes from that pulpit is the... well... You should know by now!
 
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