Christians: What are some catchy phrases to pick up women if I decide to go to

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church? I can't say, "So, what's your sign?" or "Let's ditch this place and go get horizontal." ....so...

Christians, what should I say?
lordgeek..: If I said "gensis" to a christian girl that would blow my cover.
 
Are you OK? Your not hurt are you? (pause) Because an angel like you must have fell from heaven.

or

Do you have a little God in you? Would you like to?
 
Something like
You: Oh, you are so divine as an angel, is it truth what they say about angels?
Her: hihihihi
 
I. Hope. God(yhvh), Strikes. You. With. A. Lighting. Bolt. Right. Between. The. Legs, Were. It. Will. Do. The. Most. Good. And. Your. Little. Toy. Burns. Up. Into. Ashes.
 
Look her straight in the eyes
and "wink, wink, --nudge-nudge!"
Then say, "Hey, what's a nice woman like you doing in a pew like that?
Ya wanna go for a nice banana split?"
 
I need a "good" woman to beat some sense into me, as I am in terrible need of salvation, and don't even know it, so please set me right, and help me find God in my life, so I can be a better person than I am today.
 
Good luck tryin' to pick up a woman in church, dude. That's not what SHE is there for. You should try your pickup lines elsewhere.
 
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