Christians: What are some catchy phrases to pick up women if I decide to go to

[Jim]

church? I can't say, "So, what's your sign?" or "Let's ditch this place and go get horizontal." ....so...

Christians, what should I say?
lordgeek..: If I said "gensis" to a christian girl that would blow my cover.

 

[h2j0e]

Are you OK? Your not hurt are you? (pause) Because an angel like you must have fell from heaven.

or

Do you have a little God in you? Would you like to?

 

[insomnia]

Something like
You: Oh, you are so divine as an angel, is it truth what they say about angels?
Her: hihihihi

 

[IsraelLover]

I. Hope. God(yhvh), Strikes. You. With. A. Lighting. Bolt. Right. Between. The. Legs, Were. It. Will. Do. The. Most. Good. And. Your. Little. Toy. Burns. Up. Into. Ashes.

 

[JuliusC]

Would you like to get married?

 

[AuntieMarieSueB]

Look her straight in the eyes
and "wink, wink, --nudge-nudge!"
Then say, "Hey, what's a nice woman like you doing in a pew like that?
Ya wanna go for a nice banana split?"

 

[SteJohnBosco]

"Girl, your legs must be tired since you've been running in my heart the whole day!"

 

[mmmmm]

"Have you found Jesus? I have, he's in my pants."

 

[mmmmm]

"Have you found Jesus? I have, he's in my pants."

 

[HarleysDad]

I need a "good" woman to beat some sense into me, as I am in terrible need of salvation, and don't even know it, so please set me right, and help me find God in my life, so I can be a better person than I am today.

 

[SpankyG]

Sit up the back bebe and I'll show you my Gomorrah.

 

[DoubleTrouble1]

Good luck tryin' to pick up a woman in church, dude. That's not what SHE is there for. You should try your pickup lines elsewhere.

 

[jcarbone93089]

Jesus wants you on your knees, trust me ;]