Christians, what if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real?

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I fear for your souls. I fear that you may one day spend all eternity in Spaghetti Hell being ground into parmesan cheese. Why would you not just accept his sacrifice of being boiled for 10 minutes and then served as a tasty dish to all the people who loved him? His Ragu sauce and golden brown beef cooked til the right time you eat is the symbol for his love for you. Why do you not just accept his sacrifice? He died for your sins! Your sins of eating god-awful Mexican food.
 
We know that God is real because He has revealed Himself to us in three ways: in creation, in His Word, and in His Son, Jesus Christ.

The most basic proof of God’s existence is simply what He has made. “For since the creation of the world God's invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse” (Romans 1:20).
 
There are no testimonies that the spaghetti monster saved anyone from a life of hell. On the other hand, there are all kinds of testimonies that Jesus saved people from a life of hell. You can get as funny as you want about religion, but the truth is out there if you want to accept it.
 
Of course he is real. There is no 'if'.

"For when the Great One hath cast down his Judge-ment upon the world, everyone will have tried that great little pasta bistro around the corner of the flower shop. The one near the bank. They've got great breadsticks."
 
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