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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Martin: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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On a romantic date Little Francis' girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement in the future will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number"
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Kevin at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The meaning of Dreams".
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just
insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off, go
ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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Martin: The future tense is "you will go to jail".
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On a romantic date Little Francis' girl friend asks him "Darling on our engangement in the future will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure what's your phone number"
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Kevin at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day and announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"
With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."
That evening the man came home with a small package and handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - " The meaning of Dreams".
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the
bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just
insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off, go
ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.
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